The Top 10 Things I Have Learned From Watching Anime
With an extra special thank you to my friend M. from Fuzzy Navel Productions - who tossed these back and forth with me.
1. Don't torture the latent psychic (followed by - if they are glowing, run away!).
2. The prettier the girl - the more likely she has problems that will destroy the world.
3. Great power comes with great responsibility - and usually a harem of busty women.
4. The best way to kill anything is by shoving a sharp rock through your breast (Fatal Fury).
5. In addition to sexuality, gender is optional.
6. Stupidity can be used as an offensive weapon.
7. Half the battle is shutting up - while you talk, your opponent regenerates (and for Pete's sake - don't stop to smoke a cigar!).
8. The ability to think to yourself only works if no one is around.
9. Always be nice to the cute fluffy things - you never know when they will turn out to be a weapon or a spaceship.
10. It is always the grandfather's fault.
1. Don't torture the latent psychic (followed by - if they are glowing, run away!).
2. The prettier the girl - the more likely she has problems that will destroy the world.
3. Great power comes with great responsibility - and usually a harem of busty women.
4. The best way to kill anything is by shoving a sharp rock through your breast (Fatal Fury).
5. In addition to sexuality, gender is optional.
6. Stupidity can be used as an offensive weapon.
7. Half the battle is shutting up - while you talk, your opponent regenerates (and for Pete's sake - don't stop to smoke a cigar!).
8. The ability to think to yourself only works if no one is around.
9. Always be nice to the cute fluffy things - you never know when they will turn out to be a weapon or a spaceship.
10. It is always the grandfather's fault.
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