Obsessed With Your Appearance?

The following is an accurate transcription of a conversation that happened as Sherri and I left her house.

Sherri: "Don't worry. I brought a hairbrush, so my hair won't be ratty all afternoon."
Me: ::helpless laughter:: "If we get stopped by a police officer, I'll be sure to tell him 'I'm not with her. She has ratty-a** hair.'"

Thank goodness Sherri can laugh at herself.