Do You Speak Spider?
Spider tally so far. . . Four.
Expected tally: unknown.
In the past two days, I have discovered a baby daddy long-legs creeping out of my book bag (and I accidentally removed two of his legs during capture and transport to the garden - for which I feel terrible); I pulled a green spider off of my husband; found one (or possibly two) gnat-sized brown spiders hanging from my glasses; and saved a daddy long-legs from certain death by drowning in my sink.
All of which leads to two possible conclusions. 1) I attract spiders; or 2) its spider hatching time, and I happen to live in the hatchery - which essentially boils down to the basic precept: I ATTRACT SPIDERS.
Obviously, they are trying to tell me something. Do you speak spider? If so, please let me know. I am very curious what they are trying to say.
Expected tally: unknown.
In the past two days, I have discovered a baby daddy long-legs creeping out of my book bag (and I accidentally removed two of his legs during capture and transport to the garden - for which I feel terrible); I pulled a green spider off of my husband; found one (or possibly two) gnat-sized brown spiders hanging from my glasses; and saved a daddy long-legs from certain death by drowning in my sink.
All of which leads to two possible conclusions. 1) I attract spiders; or 2) its spider hatching time, and I happen to live in the hatchery - which essentially boils down to the basic precept: I ATTRACT SPIDERS.
Obviously, they are trying to tell me something. Do you speak spider? If so, please let me know. I am very curious what they are trying to say.
posted by Andrea Peach | 9:35 AM
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